Wasp starts
Pepper Potts: Welcome to Avengers Academy, She-Hulk! You've received glowing endorsements from everyone from Daredevil to Doctor Strange!
She-Hulk: I'm kind of a big green deal.
Pepper Potts: I understand that unlike your cousin Hulk, you retain your personality and full intelligence in your She-Hulk form?
She-Hulk: I'm all She-Hulk all the time. All of the changing back and forth always seemed so diva...
Pepper Potts: And you're at the top of your class in law school?
She-Hulk: I watch a lot of Judge Judy.
Pepper Potts: Well, I'm just super impressed with you, and so excited you're here! I can't wait for you to join Avengers Academy!
She-Hulk: Thanks, Pepper. I'll try to hide the fact that I'm also a sarcastic mess.
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Hulk: Cousin Jennifer?! Hulk not been this happy since breakfast!
She-Hulk: You always loved bacon more than me.
Hulk: You remember! Hulk miss having family!
She-Hulk: But you've made lots of friends, haven't you?
Hulk: Yes! And Hulk only step on some of them!
She-Hulk: Cool. Let's go make friends, and step on people.
Reward: 20 Odin Treasures
Lay Down the Law Pt. 1
She-Hulk starts
Wasp: Whoa! You're so big and strong and beautiful!
She-Hulk: Thanks. You're so small and strong and beautiful.
Wasp: We're friends!
She-Hulk: Wow. Making friends here is really easy...
Wasp: What are you getting me for my birthday?!
She-Hulk Do Legwork, 1m
She-Hulk: That was fun. Sometimes people are afraid of me...
Wasp: Me too!
She-Hulk: I'm actually a little afraid of you...
Wasp: Me too!
Reward: 20 Odin Treasures
Lay Down the Law Pt. 2
She-Hulk starts
Daredevil: What's a girl like you doing in a superhuman Academy like this?
She-Hulk: I was gonna ask you the same thing. Shouldn't you be in an alley creeping on someone's heartbeat?
Daredevil: You wanna know what your heartbeat is telling me?
She-Hulk: That I'm gonna be a better lawyer than you?
Daredevil: Maybe if you would've stuck with your tutor...
She-Hulk: You barely even taught me anything. You kept playing smooth jazz, and asking me to hold your arm.
Daredevil: I'm blind, Jennifer. I need a powerful woman to help me get around my apartment.
She-Hulk: First I'll show you your way around a courtroom...
She-Hulk Practice Prosecuting, 2m
Daredevil: I'm pretty sure somebody bribed squirrel juror number three, but that was very convincing.
She-Hulk: I offer hands-free tutoring.
Daredevil: That doesn't sound like very much fun. Let's meet again soon...
She-Hulk: Absolutely not.
Daredevil: Your heartbeat says otherwise...
She-Hulk: Jerk.
Reward: 20 Odin Treasures
Lay Down the Law Pt. 3
She-Hulk starts
Hank Pym: She-Hulk! I'm Professor Hank Pym! I've been uncontrollably excited to meet you!
She-Hulk: Thanks, I think. I saw you on a news conference once. It was weird.
Hank Pym: Weird is a relative term!
She-Hulk: It was weird by any standard. I try not to judge since I'm gigantic and green, but you're obviously a really weird guy.
Hank Pym: There's nothing weird about my planned experiment! I simply want to evaluate the upper limits of your muscular strength!
She-Hulk: I do like working out....
Hank Pym: That's science!
She-Hulk: See, now that was weird. Normal people don't just go around screaming nonsensical exclamations...
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She-Hulk Lift and Twirl, 1m
Hank Pym: Amazing! Unlike Hulk, most of your gained muscle and bone mass is condensed and several times as dense as that of a normal human! You must weigh over seven hundred pounds!
She-Hulk: Do you normally walk around screaming out girls' approximate weights?
Hank Pym: It's a compliment, and testament to your uniquely sensational physiology!
She-Hulk: Don't get me wrong, I like being big and strong. I just don't like being treated like a test subject.
Hank Pym: Understood! I can continue to examine your physiology from afar!
She-Hulk: That's weird!
Hank Pym: That's science!
She-Hulk: That's weirder!
Reward: 20 Odin Treasures
Make a Case Pt. 1
She-Hulk starts
Iron Man: I need your help, She-Hulk.
She-Hulk: Have your robots rearrange your living room furniture, Tony. You can't make up your mind. And between us, no one needs that many beanbags.
Iron Man: Millions of beanbag connoisseurs would dare to disagree, but that's neither here nor there. I need your help with a legal issue.
She-Hulk: I told you that 'gauntlet malfunction' is not a valid excuse for inappropriate touching.
Iron Man: The lawsuit isn't against me. It's against Stark Industries.
She-Hulk: Fine. We can talk about it while I work out.
She-Hulk Do Legwork, 1m
Iron Man Do Super-Science, 3m
She-Hulk: Why would Hammer Industries be accusing your company of theft?
Iron Man: Because they're jealous. And probably evil. The ratio of evil to good super-science companies is ridiculous, There's like three good ones in the entire universe...
She-Hulk: Why do you want me to be your lawyer. I'm just a student. You could hire anyone...
Iron Man: Your question is why would I rather have a big, brilliant, green, sexy superhuman lawyer instead of some old guy?
She-Hulk: Right. Sometimes I forget that I'm incredibly awesome.
Reward: 20 Odin Treasures
Make a Case Pt. 2
She-Hulk starts
She-Hulk: I'll need access to all of your private files to build your defense against Hammer Industries.
Iron Man: Aren't you worried?
She-Hulk: About what?
Iron Man: About your mind being blown by my genius.
She-Hulk: I'm more worried about what I'll find in your search history...
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She-Hulk Plan Your Case, 1m30s
She-Hulk Practice Prosecuting, 2m
She-Hulk: I'm sorry, Tony, but I can't defend your company's case against Hammer Industries. I've passed everything off to Matt Murdock. He's almost as good as me.
Iron Man: Why not?
She-Hulk: Because I came across encrypted messages between A.I.M. and The Intelligencia. I think they're trying to make another She-Hulk...
Reward: 20 Odin Treasures
Hit the City Pt. 1
She-Hulk starts
Red Hulk: Why would I know anything about what A.I.M. and The Intelligencia are doing? I don't work with those nerds...
She-Hulk: Their files talk about a female undergoing the same process that gave you your powers. They're trying to make a Red She-Hulk.
Red Hulk: Well, that's annoying. I'm already Red Hulk, Now I have to be Red Man-Hulk? No name should have that many words and dashes...
She-Hulk: It's more than annoying. She's being trained to hunt down Hulks.
Red Hulk: That actually sounds pretty good.
She-Hulk: Starting with you.
She-Hulk Lift and Twirl, 1m
She-Hulk: What do you know about A.I.M. working with The Intelligencia to create a Red She-Hulk?
M.O.D.O.K.: Are you actually addressing M.O.D.O.K.?!
She-Hulk: There's no one else around...
M.O.D.O.K.: No one wants to be around M.O.D.O.K.
She-Hulk: I'm happy to hang out if you can tell me anything about Red She-Hulk...
M.O.D.O.K.: M.O.D.O.K. was probably locked in A.I.M.'s basement when said experiment was devised, but M.O.D.O.K. can help you investigate!
She-Hulk: Sure.
M.O.D.O.K.: Investigation friends! Let's hold hands!
She-Hulk: Sure.
M.O.D.O.K.: Let's dance in the fountain!
She-Hulk: Don't push it, M.O.D.O.K.
Reward: 20 Odin Treasures
Hit the City Pt. 2
She-Hulk starts
M.O.D.O.K.: This mission is far too dangerous, investigation friend. Your probability of success is equal to your probability of survival.
She-Hulk: What's the probability?
M.O.D.O.K.: M.O.D.O.K. is incapable of saying it aloud without crying gigantic tears at the idea of losing M.O.D.O.K.'s best investigation friend...
She-Hulk: I have to try, M.O.D.O.K. Red She-Hulk is already tearing through a bunch of my Super Hero friends in New York on her way to me and Red Hulk.
M.O.D.O.K.: If you die, M.O.D.O.K. will paint a skull where his chest should be, and seek vengeance.
She-Hulk: It might be worth dying just to see that...
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She-Hulk Save New York! 3m
She-Hulk: Where's Red She-Hulk?!
The Leader: Somewhere where you can no longer cause her harm. You pretend to have control of your emotions, but you share Hulk's propensity for reckless rage.
She-Hulk: You created a superhuman assassin to kill me and my cousin.
The Leader: We tried, and admittedly failed. I underestimated your strength, and the effectiveness of the Red Hulk transformation process. We'll keep her body in cryonic stasis while we prepare version 2.0.
She-Hulk: You'll tell me where she is, or I'll throw you to the moon.
The Leader: There's that trademark Hulk anger...
She-Hulk: This is just me being annoyed. Even Hulk doesn't like me when I'm angry...
Reward: 20 Odin Treasures
The Verdict Pt. 1
She-Hulk starts
Hulk: Why so serious? She-Hulk supposed to be the fun one.
She-Hulk: I'm sick of people trying to take advantage of us. Someone's always either trying to take our powers, make us misuse our powers, or make something even stronger that turns out twice as dangerous.
Hulk: Hulk problems.
She-Hulk: Right, but we never really try to fix it. We just wait for someone to mess with us, and even when we save the day, we usually get blamed for it. We're Hulks. We should be the ones in control.
Hulk: You saying Hulk smash?
She-Hulk: I'm saying we smash everything...
She-Hulk Do Legwork, 1m
She-Hulk Lift and Twirl, 4m
She-Hulk: Have you been getting stronger for our mission?
Hulk: Hulk watch politics all day. Make Hulk very angry.
She-Hulk: Good. Now let's go get every Hulk we can find...
Reward: 20 Odin Treasures
The Verdict Pt. 2
She-Hulk starts
She-Hulk: We shouldn't be waiting for people to attack us. To abuse our powers. To turn the public against us. We're Hulks. We should be making the rules. We should start by hunting down our enemies...
A-Bomb: Good speech. Made me hungry.
Red Hulk: I guess I could take out all the shrimps before taking out you dummies...
Hulk: Hulks smash!
Drax the Destroyer: Star-Lord said this is a mandatory meeting for big shirtless dudes.
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She-Hulk Lay Down The Law, 1m
Hulk: Good times smashing bad guys. Hulk feel productive.
She-Hulk: We're pretty tough when we all work together.
Hulk: Hulk glad you're here, cousin.
She-Hulk: Me too. Now let's go raid Tony Stark's cheese fridge.
Hulk: Hulk call dibs on cave-aged Swiss Gruyere!
She-Hulk: I'll arm wrestle you for it...
Reward: 20 Odin Treasures
What do you think of She-Hulk? Are you gonna buy her? See below for her tasks and phrases!
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SHE-HULK TASKS
Shop for Motorcycles, 3m, Stark Tower
Crush the Dance Floor, 45m, Club A
Battle A Frost Giant! 4h, Frost Giant
Do Legwork, 5h, Quad (requires another Avenger)
Give Hulk a Ride, 5h, Quad (requires Hulk)
Practice Prosecuting, 5h, Avengers Park
Be Calm - requires Rank 5
Lay Down the Law - requires Rank 5
Lift and Twirl - requires Rank 2
Plan Your Case - requires Rank 3
Save New York! - requires Rank 4
Stand Out - requires Rank 2
Study Law - requires Rank 4
Trade Quips - requires Rank 3
SHE-HULK PHRASES
Let's keep this civil.
I'm actually pretty mellow.
I'm taking a break from law school.
Let's get to work.
I'm not here in my legal capacity.
Let's go by the books.
Objection!
Why would I be nervous?
I'll take the case.
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