World War Hulk Pt. 1
Hulk starts
Amadeus Cho: I know you can take care of yourself, but some of these monsters are tougher than they seem. Be careful.
Gladiator Hulk: What's careful?
Amadeus Cho: Thinking about what you'll do in advance, and paying extra attention to avoid potential danger.
Gladiator Hulk: Was rhetorical question.
Hulk SMASH MONSTERS! 3m
Loki: You can't just toss some random monster around the same way you did with me...
Gladiator Hulk: Hulk always have special place in his heart for smashing Loki.
Loki: What is going on your breath?!
Gladiator Hulk: Hulk chew on his sandles in between fights. Nervous habit.
Reward: 10 Space Herbs
World War Hulk Pt. 2
Hulk starts
Ares: If you're gonna be a real gladiator, you're gonna need to learn to use a weapon.
Gladiator Hulk: Weapons are for babies.
Ares: Weapons are for warriors. Sooner or later, you're gonna run into something you can't beat with your fists.
Gladiator Hulk: Seems highly unlikely, but Hulk will try puny sword...
Hulk USE PUNY SWORD! 5m
Gladiator Hulk: Keep puny sword. Hulk stick with fists.
Ares: We can try a battle axe. War hammer. Broadsword...
Gladiator Hulk: No thanks. Hulk need weapon, he just throw mountain.
Reward: 10 Space Herbs
World War Hulk Pt. 3
Hulk starts
Doctor Strange: I need your help, Hulk.
Gladiator Hulk: Bad time, magic man. Hulk gladiating.
Doctor Strange: I've discovered a pocket dimension where a devious monster is forcing unwilling heroes to fight to the death. I can accompany you, but my magic functions differently there. I may need your smashing expertise.
Gladiator Hulk: In space? Hulk gets spacesick.
Doctor Strange: I can conjure a portal.
Gladiator Hulk: You have deal, magic man. Hulk do interdimensional smashing...
Hulk SMASH MONSTERS! 4m
HULK GO TO SPACE! 5m
Doctor Strange: You did amazing saving all of those people!
Gladiator Hulk: Too many cameras. Hulk don't like pepperoni.
Doctor Strange: Paparazzi.
Gladiator Hulk: Who all those other supers? Hulk social butterfly. Thought he knew every power person.
Doctor Strange: There are obviously more superhumans than anyone ever imagined. Our world appears to be on the verge of becoming far more strange...
Gladiator Hulk: Hulk sees what you did there.
Reward: 10 Space Herbs
What do you think of Gladiator Hulk? Were you able to get him?
Kou.
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