Agent of Avengers Academy
Black Widow starts
Phil Coulson: Black Widow!
Black Widow: Who sent you?!
Phil Coulson: No one! I mean, my mom sent me off. She's really supportive. She made me a bag lunch with a cupcake that has the S.H.I.E.L.D. symbol made from sprinkles. She's also really crafty...
Black Widow: How do you know who I am?
Phil Coulson: You led the mission to destroy the Hydra zeppelin while single-handedly investigating the timefog mystery. You're one of my heroes. Full discretion, though. I have a lot of heroes.
Black Widow: I need to keep searching for clues on how to disable M.O.D.O.K.
Phil Coulson: You can do it! You're the best!
Black Widow Search for Clues! 1m
Phil Coulson: Can I offer some advice? I mean, I know I can, but it's sort of my shy way of saying that I'm about to give you some advice. You can take it or leave it...
Black Widow: Go ahead.
Phil Coulson: Thanks. A.I.M. uses biometric locks, and Scientist Supreme is the only one who can activate their top-level inventions. You'll need his fingerprints to shut down M.O.D.O.K.
Black Widow: How do you know all this?
Phil Coulson: I have binders full of every A.I.M. image that's ever been caught on camera. I've also found secret chatrooms for A.I.M. Institute applicants and dropouts. I have a binder on you too. Please don't be weirded out...
Black Widow: I am. But I'll also take all the help I can get...
Reward: 20 Credits
A Hero's Welcome! 3d
Iron Man starts
Captain America: Welcome to Avengers Academy, Phil.
Phil Coulson: I love you.
Captain America: Okay...
Phil Coulson: Sorry. I was telling myself in my head not to say I love you, but then I said it because I'm an idiot. I love everything you stand for. You were one of my dad's heroes. I got into this because of you.
Captain America: Don't be sorry. Everyone says your work ethic, insights, and tactical skills are off the charts. We'd love to have you on the squad...
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Reward: 50 Shards
Basic Training Pt. 1
Pepper Potts: It's great to have you at Avengers Academy, Phil. I'll take you around, and introduce you to everyone.
Phil Coulson: Thanks, but that won't be necessary.
Pepper Potts: What do you mean?
Phil Coulson: I've spent my whole life studying these guys. I know them better than they know themselves. Watch, I'll show you...
Phil Coulson Avengers Assemble! 6h
Pepper Potts: That was...impressive isn't the right word. Interesting?
Phil Coulson: That's my most frequent compliment.
Pepper Potts: I'll take interesting over annoying any day. We should get you started training. Are you familiar with a standard S.H.I.E.L.D. issue blaster?
Phil Coulson: Of course! I'd love to get my hands on one of those, but I'm really itching to try out what I brought from home.
Pepper Potts: What did you bring?
Phil Coulson: I scavenged around the wreckage from the Chitauri attack, and found an alien bazooka.
Reward: 20 Credits
Basic Training Pt. 2
Phil Coulson starts
Wasp: Hey, I'm Wasp! I'm in charge of the outfit shop, and everything else cool!
Phil Coulson: I'm Phil. I have a space bazooka.
Wasp: Let's bazooka stuff!
Phil Coulson Test the Merchandise, 45m
Wasp Have a Blast! 2m
Wasp: I'm totally asking Tony to make me a space bazooka!
Phil Coulson: I can't feel my torso...
Wasp: Let's do something fun!
Phil Coulson: I don't think my body can withstand any more fun...
Wasp: That's an order!
Reward: 20 Credits
Basic Training Pt. 3
Phil Coulson starts
Wasp: Can you dance?
Phil Coulson: Yeah, but I'm no Loki.
Wasp: You think Loki's a good dancer?
Phil Coulson: I've watched all you guys more than anyone. Studied every move frame by frame. You're awesome. Taskmaster is special. But Loki has unmatched control, and unbelievable subtlety. He's a master.
Wasp: Are you messing with me?
Phil Coulson: Yes.
Wasp: You're such a sass master!
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Phil Coulson Get Down! 2h
Wasp Turn Up! 25m
Wasp: That was an awesome dancing Loki impersonation!
Phil Coulson: Thanks. I practice a lot in front of the mirror.
Wasp: I need to go knock out some Super Villains, and finish designing our football uniforms, but I'll call you after!
Phil Coulson: What will you call me?
Wasp: You're so funny!
Reward: 20 Credits
Down to Business Pt. 1
Phil Coulson starts
Nick Fury: I want you to observe campus activities, Coulson. I'll expect a report on potential threats and improvements.
Phil Coulson: I could do that right now, sir. I know almost everything that's ever happened at Avengers Academy. Wasp is constantly livestreaming.
Nick Fury: I told her to stop doing that.
Phil Coulson: I know. I watched it live.
Nick Fury: Just do what I say, Coulson.
Phil Coulson: Yes, sir.
Phil Coulson Observe and Report! 4h
Black Widow Search for Clues! 1m
Loki Wield Sorcery! 1m
Nick Fury: Anything to report?
Phil Coulson: Nothing that you probably already don't know. A.I.M. is everywhere. Hydra is on the rise. Black Widow is conspiring against you. Loki is conspiring against everything...
Nick Fury: Dig deeper. I'm more interested in the threats that can't be seen...
Phil Coulson: Like germs and global warming?
Nick Fury: Now is not the time to be engaging in lighthearted wordplay in a deadpan manner.
Phil Coulson: Yes, sir. I mean, no sir. Sorry, sir. Won't happen again.
Nick Fury: You just got deadpanned, Coulson. I am in fact a big fan of expressionless humor.
Reward: 20 Credits
Down to Business Pt. 2
Phil Coulson starts
Nick Fury: I'm getting reports of more unauthorized S.H.I.E.L.D. shadow bases around the globe. I want you to investigate the locations, and report back.
Phil Coulson: Yes, sir.
Nick Fury: You're gonna need to learn the secret S.H.I.E.L.D. handshake. And bring that space bazooka with you.
Phil Coulson: Yes, sir...
Upgrade Phil Coulson! 30 Cap T-Shirts (Mission Board), 12044 Credits
Phil Coulson Uncover Shadow Bases!
Phil Coulson Secret Handshake! 1h
Reward: 20 Credits
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